Monday Blues: When Even Coffee Gives You Side-Eye

Monday mornings. We meet again.

You know that moment when you take your first sip of coffee, expecting it to revive you, and… nothing happens? It’s like the universe is playing a cruel joke — the caffeine isn’t caffeinating.

At this point, I’m convinced my coffee is about as effective as Darth Vader without his helmet.

So, here I am, staring at my to-do list like it’s a Sith Lord, waiting for some magical force to kick in. But nope. No force. Just a second cup of coffee that’s starting to taste like liquid disappointment.

I’m not saying I need an IV drip of espresso to function… but if one was available, I wouldn’t say no.

Anyone else have those days where even your coffee is giving you side-eye?

Let me know your morning fuel in the comments. And if you’ve got a trick that makes coffee actually work on Mondays, share your secrets… I’ll take all the help I can get.

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